My neighbors daughter called the house this morning knowing I was home and said the water heater was making a strange noise, I knew her parents were away because we are close and they had asked me to keep an eye on the place for parties etc. She asked if I could come have a look and I said I would, She answered the door in a towel and said she was about to shower but the water heater was making a weird noise.
She "Accidentally" dropped her towel twice, Made sure one or both nips were showing at some point and constantly bent over in front of me in a far too short towel as I went through the settings on the heater and then told her it seemed fine, I went to leave and she dropped her towel, Grabbed my crotch and I said "Oh I can't...No, Wouldn't be right" and she said "One time...I leave in two weeks for college and don't want to go with my V card".
Yeah so half an hour later she was laying on the bed panting like a dog and said "Oh my god that was amazing", I avoided her for the next two weeks like she had the plauge and now she is gone...
What a frickin dumb f*** I am.