the bible

i dont really belive in heaven and all that bollocks but if there is.... what are my chances of going there when i die? seeing as i once ran out of toilet paper and used some pages from a bible to wipe my a*** on and used a page from the bible as cigarette paper to smoke cause i ran outta papers and couldn't be bothered to go to the shop.

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  • ^ LOL!

    I used to have imaginary friends too.

  • You disgust me and my best friend God.

  • Please tell me more about this "guarantee" of h***.

    Prove it.

  • I wouldn't be worried. Worry about the Flying Spagetti Monster in space. His noodle appendages will accept you as you are.

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