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the bible
i dont really belive in heaven and all that ** but if there is.... what are my chances of going there when i die? seeing as i once ran out of toilet paper and used some pages from a bible to wipe my ** on and used a page from the bible as cigarette paper to smoke cause i ran outta papers and couldn't be bothered to go to the shop.
^ LOL!
I used to have imaginary friends too.
You disgust me and my best friend God.
Please tell me more about this "guarantee" of **.
Prove it.
I wouldn't be worried. Worry about the Flying Spagetti Monster in space. His noodle appendages will accept you as you are.