I cheating in the US election
I Joseph Robinette Biden comitted voter fraud, and cheated I in the US election. I did this because I know I've been a LOSER my whole life, and there was no way I could beat Donald Trump.
Especially since I have the IQ of a baboon, and cannot even speak English properly. I hope you all can forgive me. I also like raping young girls. I call for unity now.