Noah and his ark

Noah's family consisted of his wife Naamah, who was also kindred to Noah, and his son's Shem, Ham, and Japeth. Ham had always been a frustrated child. It was thought it was because his father had named him after part of a pig. Shem and Japeth had both seen Ham f****** their family goat back home. Now on the Ark , Ham was caught f****** the female sheep, monkey and horse, among others. Ham also had a fixation on his mother Naamah. He was always trying to catch a glimpse of her hooters, or catch her without any clothes in the washtub once or twice a month. Noah may have had a feeling something was wrong with Ham, but it was never said. Noah knew that repopulating the planet would be an uphill task. If only he had two daughters, and one son instead, he thought. At almost 500 years old, he had trouble getting his pole up and staying that way. If only he was only 200 again he wished. He had no doubt he would need the help of his son's to keep his wife continuously pregnant. She would need to be popping the buns out of her oven A.S.A.P.

There was no steering on the Ark which was a good thing. It was quite the task of feeding all of the animals on the Ark, requiring a family effort for most of the day. Ham saw his mother feeding all of the birds and began undressing her with his eyes. His mother Naamah noticed him just standing there looking at her strangely. Ham imagining tearing off her caftan dress, short sleeve, and seeing his mother neked. Suddenly Ham was behind his mother bending her over a fence. He pulled up her caftan dress revealing her bare ace and very hairy pu-say and thighs. Ham had his already hard rock out and forced it into Naamah's love tunnel. She let out a yelp because she was dry, fortunately Ham wasn't very big. Ham began banging his mother dohgy-style. He would pull back, then thrust forward with all his might. Unknown to either of them, Shem and Japeth were hiding in the next stall watching them though the cracks. Naamah remained quiet knowing that she would be doing a lot of fa-king until she had some daughters. She thought back to Adam and Eve, and the task they had. Ham came rather quickly shooting globs of his seed into her. He became soft and slipped out of his mother's woom and his comes ran down her thighs and legs. Naamah didn't get off, but men typically were only concerned with getting their own rocks off rather than pleasing the woman. This was just the beginning. Shem and Japeth soon would follow their brother's example.

May 7

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  • Is it Burger King or King feet?

  • I was so mad I hit King Feet

  • Written by a moron.

  • The whole Burger King thing.

  • They had to do something to kill time.

  • My day was officially Ruined but Ding Don the Burger King is Dead...

    My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. Here at the Funny Farm I also write all the retarded comments when I'm not chasing Demons or Weaving Baskets.

  • One time while having lunch at Burger King a group of Babes in Skimpy Bikinis were carrying their King on his Throne wearing nothing but a loosely tied Robe and the Burger King Crown holding his scepter. His Whopper was free pointing outward for everyone eating there to see. I was so envious of the King who isn't even Real had these babes carrying him on his Throne. It started to make me angry!

  • I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him causing him to fall off his Throne busting his fake head on a table leaving realistic looking brains and blood on the floor of the Burger King as Burger King staff members came to drag this headless half naked King out of Burger King.

  • FOCKING LYING INCEST DUDE A$$WIPES! YOU CAN THANK THE INCEST FOCKS AND THE SITE MODERATORS FOR THIS TROLL!
    WHEN THE INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA STORIES ARE GONE THEN I WILL STOP!
    THIS INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA IS GOING TO STOP EVEN IF I HAVE TO TROLL EVERY STORY THAT COME IN!

    I WILL WRECK IT FOR EVERYONE TILL INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA IS GONE! ONLY THE SWEET LOVE BETWEEN ME AND THE DEAD WILL SURVIVE THE COMING FIRESTORM! YOU WILL ALL BURN! JACKIE AND I WILL RULE YOUR DEAD SPINNING BALL CALLED EARTH FOREVER!!

  • How far is this story true. However, I loved it ...

  • Jackie you Beeich you made it to https://www.naughtyposts.com
    They are talking about you sorryASS their!

  • After I wrote this post I went to my funeral home's prep room. There's a large male loved one on the table. I call him James Randall. I turned him over. He evacuated his bowels as I pumped him. Feces spewed everywhere. I do this every time I post on this site. Is this what my life has become? I don't want to kill myself because I know soon one of these corpses will come to life and murder me.

  • Simple minds bring simple comments.

  • One time while having lunch at Burger King a group of Babes in Skimpy Bikinis were carrying their King on his Throne wearing nothing but a loosely tied Robe and the Burger King Crown holding his scepter. His Whopper was free pointing outward for everyone eating there to see. I was so envious of the King who isn't even Real had these babes carrying him on his Throne. It started to make me angry.

    I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him causing him to fall off his Throne busting his fake head on a table leaving realistic looking brains and blood on the floor of the Burger King as Burger King staff members came to drag this headless half naked King out of Burger King.

    My day was officially Ruined but Ding Don the Burger King is Dead...

    My name is Elmer J Fudd Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. Here at the Funny Farm I also write all the retarded comments when I'm not chasing Demons or Weaving Baskets.

  • I remember Elmer Fudd. He was always chasing rabbits during duck season.

  • Until it finally became Elmer season.

  • One Time I was having Lunch at Burger King and then in comes a group of Midgets carrying their King who was wearing nothing but a Robe and the Burger King Crown, holding a Scepter and his Throne was a Toilet.

    The King was also barefoot and he had what looked like his underwear around his ankles and oh my god the moment this a****** came in I couldn't tell what smelled worse his feet or the s*** he was taking in the restaurant as I can see everyone in the restaurant either laughing or groaning in disgust seeing a grown man sitting on the toilet in a restaurant wearing only a Crown, Robe, and his Underwear.

    Then King Feet got off his Porcelain Throne without wiping his own ass and pulled up his underwear; dear God help us if anyone saw his P****. He then stuck his barefoot in the toilet and everyone in the restaurant was showing disgust as Burger King employees began yelling at King Feet and his Court Jesters to get the H*** out of Burger King as they were violating Health Violations.

    Then King Feet took his foot out of the Toilet and began to Smell His s*** covered F****** Feet in the middle of the damn restaurant as other diners were really getting sickened.

    Then the Midgets carried King Feet over to my Table and then King Feet snatched my Whopper, put his foot in my whopper and started sucking his toes on my whopper.

    I was so mad I hit King Feet with my Drink and took his scepter and whacked him and caused him too fall off his toilet throne smashing it to the ground leaving turds and broken toilet shards on the floor of Burger King as Burger King staff came to drag this half naked King out of Burger King.

    My day was officially Ruined but Ding D*** the Burger King is Dead,,,

  • Here's a new challenge for you Tiktokers and YouTubers out there, it's the Toenail Sandwich Challenge.

    It involves wearing Flip Flops to a Subway and ordering a $5 Footlong Sandwich.

    Then after ordering your sandwich take your flops off to go use the restroom and put your bare feet in the toilets.

    Then exit the restroom and go to your table and start smelling your feet to get attention.

    Then open your sandwich, put your foot in your sandwich, and suck your toes on your sandwich until Subway Employees kick you out of the store.

    So come on het to it, this is the newest Viral Trend like Tide Pod Eating, Condom Snorting, and Gorilla Gluing your hair.

    So Come on Let's Go Eat some Toenail Sandwiches on Youtube and Tiktok,,,

  • Look people. Jacks sister again. Jack and the Burger King Poster, as I will call him, who lives down the road, are in a relationship and we would appreciated it if everyone would accept that fact, and accept them as a couple. Yes Jackie has the metal capacity of a preteen but Burger King, with all his anti-pedophilia posts, has an attraction for preteens, and THAT'S OK. Two pre-op TVs can love each other. I am asking as Jack/Jackie's sister that you appreciate that and we tolerate the Burger King and do no counter-spam him/her. Thank you,

  • Look people. Jacks sister again. Jack and the Burger King Poster, as I will call him, who lives down the road, are in a relationship and we would appreciated it if everyone would accept that fact, and accept them as a couple. Yes Jackie has the metal capacity of a preteen but Burger King, with all his anti-pedophilia posts, has an attraction for preteens, and THAT'S OK. Two pre-op TVs can love each other. I am asking as Jack/Jackie's sister that you appreciate that and we tolerate the Burger King and do no counter-spam him/her. Thank you.

  • Jonathan smith is an online stalker who is about to get his ass kicked and get the cops on him if he does not stop lying about who he is and where he is from and looking up information

  • Yo what the f*** is happening here

  • This man thinks he knows me his name is jonathan smith he is looking up information and he needs to stop

  • Well let's see. KB AKA BK (for Burger King) AKA John Smith is a feces-obsessed foot-fetishist troll-poster who apparently has had some run-ins with the law for child endangerment (ahem), and overcompensates by yelling at anyone who posts by saying he will kill them for being pedophiles. He is involved with a 40-yo he/she manchild dressed like a preteen girl named Jack/Jackie and they run around getting into trouble in Murfreesboro. Jackie's stepdad shows up to administer an ass whooping every so often and then Jackie's sister gets on here to plea for tolerance. These two send dirty pictures of their scat-play to some guy named Jerry. Posters here think they'll stop the drama if they quote Old Testament passages about rape and child murder but I'm not sure it's having the right effect. I think that about brings you up to speed.

  • This is your fantasy -just do it and leave Noah and his Ark alone.

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