True stories of the hotel maintenance department

I work in maintenance for a large hotel. I get calls that the television doesn't work, that the a/c doesn't cool. I go to fix toilets and shower drains. The normal calls the room is empty for me to get the work done, but not all calls are normal.

I've had naked old men, and naked young women. I've been offered money for a b******, and money to give a business woman a butt f***. I have been asked to unhook a bra, and lower panties on a man.

In the hotel business I guess you see it all. I'm straight, I like a nice woman, I enjoy being the man on top. I don't like self absorbed or surly women. My kink is a young woman who wants to serve and make sure I c**. A young woman who makes love to my c***, and wants to be on the bottom.

I had a woman call that the ice machine on her floor wasn't working. I went up, it was after dark and the ice machine is in a closet. She stood beside me with an ice bucket waiting and totally naked. She had a customer in the room and I was costing her money. I suggested she go to the machine on the next floor but that was too simple. She got called by the customer, who stepped out into the hall with a towel around his waist for her to hurry up. She told me he wanted her to ice down his b**** so he would last longer.

Apr 5

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