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Embarrassing Visit to the Doctor
I’m 50 and have been in quite a few embarrassing situations but nothing beets what happened during my physical.
I was running low on my meds and needed a new Rx to get it refilled so I made an appointment for a physical but my regular doctor could not see me so I had to see I’m his physician assistant (PA)
They showed me to the examination room and after the took my temp and BP the Physician's Assistant walked in. It was a woman in her late thirties or early fourties’. She had red hair and was moderately attractive (a bit too thin for my taste).
She was very professional asking a lot of medical history to update my file. She asked me to take off my shirt and sit on the exam table. She spread me legs and stood in front to listen to my chest. Then sat beside me and listened to my lungs. Sitting very close with one hand on my chest and one on my back. I thought this is a bit odd but very nice
She then asked me to lay back so she could listen to my “tummy”. She then in fastened my belt and pants. I felt blood rushing to my **. She smiled and said, “oh I’m sorry”.
She felt around my abdomen and I thought OMG! She went just inside the waste band and I felt my ** move and it touched her.
She didn’t say a word. She completed that part of the physical and told me to put my shirt back on. I unzipped my pants to tuck in my shirt and she said let’s drop those and do a hernia check. She felt around and asked me to cough. I tried not to think about it but as she felt my testicles I could tell I was getting hard. She gave my ** a tug and said, “that all looks very good. Turn around and let’s check your prostate.” When she completed the exam I turned around to pull up my pants and I had the biggest **.
She said, “wow! Now that’s a big one. I mean new one” and smiled.
The next morning the nurse called me with my blood results and said the PA will be calling me to discuss the other findings
I got an infection in my AAA repair scar, as I was lying on the table the RN that was cleaning it out uncovered me completely. Then in walked another nurse, who used towels to wipe up the blood.
I probably would have gotten hard but they injected me with pain killer. It took almost 45 minutes, I lay there naked the whole time.
I was in the hospital recently and had to pee But not allowed to get out of bed. The nurse said she would help my. She got the bed pan and held my ** in it. Obviously I got hard. She just looked at it while she held it in her hand. She stroked it slightly. Another nurse came in now I had two nurses looking at my hard **. I’m not sure how much she would have stroked me had the second nurse not come in.
Lies!
I get a bladder ultra sound check every 3 months. Always a female nurse, I lay on exam table and she moves a sensor around my abdomen. Usually I get hard and nothing is said.
Bet that teeny ** a yours popped across your boxers. Does the janitor ** you off?
About 10 or so years ago, I had to change doctors and the new one was young and handsome. He did the hernia/prostate exam and I got hard. I made another appointment not many months later and he wouldn't check me again as I asked. I think he knew why I wanted it and I blushed when he said no. So embarrassing. BTW 70 y/o male here.
Sounds like a fun exam
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