I want to be an old bald man

Every time I see an old man on the street with no hair on top, I wish it was me. It looks very distinct and bold to have no hair on top but have hair on the sides. I would also let the hair on the sides grow a bit. Hopefully I get visited by male pattern baldness and even early male pattern baldness. I would like to be fully bald by 28. I am 18 right now.

By Anonymous

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