My wife loves my male pattern baldness.

This is about love. Since I was a little boy I wanted to go bald 'when I grew up'. I confess I love male pattern baldness, but at the same time I was afraid if I went bald no woman would marry me. So I was conflicted. I was also insanely jealous of several of my college classmates who were already going bald.
Finally, in my early 50s, I was visited by the 'male pattern baldness fairy', much to my delight. But initially I also panicked, fearing my wife would hate it, but instead of hating it, my wife was almost ecstatic about it. She begged me to just let myself go bald and confessed she had always wished and prayed that I would someday go bald. So it was a dream come true for both of us. Best of all, I went bald in less than two years. No, I didn't have a serious illness. A medical checkup confirmed that. A visit to a hair replacement expert confirmed I was 'suffering' from male pattern baldness that was very aggressive. He said unless I did something about it immediately, I would soon be bald. With my wife's blessing, I ignored his advice and just relaxed and let it happen. Going bald in less than two years was an immensely satisfying and pleasurable experience. It was a thrill to find clumps of my hair on my pillow and in the shower drain every day. My hairline receded and a bald spot developed and grew at the crown of my head so fast that I could see the difference almost on a daily basis. I love my smooth, shiny bald head and I love the horseshoe shaped fringe of remaining hair.
Most of all, I love it when my wife kisses me on top of my bald head and tells me how sexy male pattern baldness is. Bottom line: I love my wife, she loves me and we both love male pattern baldness.

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  • Male pattern baldness is equivalent to short man syndrome. Don’t let her fool you.. she doesn’t want to break your little heart my friend. What woman doesn’t love a Tom Selleck in her bed

  • How about Patrick Stewart back in the day, or The Rock these days. Pretty sure neither of them are hurting for female attention. And those are only two examples. Take your condescension elsewhere.

  • Maybe, but I'm well over six feet tall, like Tom Selleck. Only, I'm lucky enough to be male pattern bald. I'm convinced that if she were married to Tom, she would be hoping and praying that he would go bald. Believe it or not, there are women out there who love MPB and think it's sexy. Lucky me, I happen to be married to one of those women. She sometimes teases me good naturedly about being blinded by bright sunshine reflecting off my shiny bald head and then she proceeds to kiss me on my shiny bald head. Being teased about my MPB doesn't bother me one bit. As a matter of fact, I love it, as it reminds me that I am male pattern bald and that there is no chance that I will ever have a full head of hair again. (Ugh!!!) Actually, if my hair began to grow back again I would be quite upset. My wife wouldn't like it either. She said so, when I asked her about a medication claimed to regrow hair. She begged me NOT take anything to regrow my hair. I've even had bad dreams about my hair growing back. They were nightmares and I every time I wake up from one of those dreams, I am immensely relieved to see that I am still male pattern bald and there is no sign of hair growing back. So far, male pattern baldness is irreversible and permanent, short of surgical transplants, and those are notoriously expensive and painful. MPB is not a disease in search of a cure. Instead, it is a normal, natural inherited trait and I feel extremely lucky to have inherited that trait. Another thing I don't understand is the term 'prematurely bald'. How young is too young to go bald. Childhood, would be the only logical answer. Once I became a young adult (lat teens/early 20s) I was eager to begin going bald and I wanted it to happen fast. It didn't. I had to wait until my early 50s, but then it happened fast: about two years, as if to make up for lost time.

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