Suicide pact

I don't really get that, personally. Here's an insight, though? No matter when you pass away, whether it's a year from now or 50 years from now, it will be 'today'. You only ever have today. So just hang out, and you'll get your desire today- just probably a different today.
Also maybe therapy. Definitely therapy. Failing that, a nice walk through the park is a decent way to decompress mentally, and you could probably use more sun on your skin anyway.

Horrible thing happened the other day. I had a horrible fall and feel face-first into my shoe polish. Then all of a sudden, the doorbell rang frantically. I had to answer the door before I could wash my face, and unfortunately a black guy was at the door. I'm so embarassed, I'm afraid I might get cancelled.