I'm really, really sticky. It's probably because I'm eating this orange, and the juice is going EVERYWHERE. I'm covered in sticky orange juice. I hope there aren't any wasps here.
(I've come to the conclusion that I can get away with banal confessions if I make the title vaguely suggestive. Probably next time I'll title it I'M IN MY PANTIES and then talk for 20 minutes about my cat. He's a tabby. He's pretty cool.)