I'm Sticky.

I'm really, really sticky. It's probably because I'm eating this orange, and the juice is going EVERYWHERE. I'm covered in sticky orange juice. I hope there aren't any wasps here.

(I've come to the conclusion that I can get away with banal confessions if I make the title vaguely suggestive. Probably next time I'll title it I'M IN MY PANTIES and then talk for 20 minutes about my cat. He's a tabby. He's pretty cool.)

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  • 'ello all, I'm the OP of these quirky "OP here," comments. My mum found out that I posted these silly comments posing as the OP of all of these confessions and she's forcing me post this apology now. I'm sorry mates, I didn't ever mean no harm by any of it. I was taking the p*** out of you all. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for my meddling mum!

  • you got me all hot and bothered now! i want more stories about orange juice!

  • Eating an orange in panties with a tabby cat....OH NO!!!! What is this world coming to?

    btw, you look great in that thong.

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