I was married for 14 years and my

I was married for 14 years and my husband just couldn't get me wet like he used to. So one day I was watching the descovery chennel and I saw goats having s** and it turned me on. So I went to a farm and I saw this goat there and he was so good looking that I got wet just standing there watching him eat grass. So I asked the guy how much he wanted for the goat. I bought the goat and brought him home and I gave him a b******* but the problem is that my husband came home during it and now he wants me to choose between Yanci, the goat and him. I just can't choose those I love my husband but I love to please Yanci. Help me Tell me what I should do.

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  • maybe she's a goat too
    she's a goat too
    Ahaha. You're fantastic. That made my day...and if you're serious, why a goat? Your poor husband. S** is not the most important thing in life, contrary to popular belief. And you can't choose? Hahaha.

  • BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT

  • Ahaha. You're fantastic. That made my day...and if you're serious, why a goat?
    Your poor husband. S** is not the most important thing in life, contrary to popular belief.
    And you can't choose?

    Hahaha.

  • What a r*****

  • OMG I just got yelled out for goofing off at work because I laughed so loud when I read that s***. You people are a trip. God bless you.

    -Joni

  • liar. stop making stuff up

  • get thearapy

  • there's a little place in Tijuana that will give you a divorce and marry you and the goat for 100 pesos

  • choose the goat choose the goat, making you choose is just selfish, and plus once u finish with it and sik of it, u can cook it up and eat it

  • look everyone wut the h*** is the big deal? i mean we cant help who we love or even who gives us better pleasure in bed!! honestly maybe her husband has a tiny d*** or he doesnt like to use it as much a she would like... i say u go gurl!! i once had very strong sexual feelings for a pony but i never acted on them jus out of fear of wut anyone would think but after readin this i jus amy go find that pony that i was so sexually attracted to!! thank you goat lover!!

  • she's a goat too

  • i am 10 and i have been looking at this website for about 2 weeks and if i hade a nickel for every word i dont understand then i would be a f****** rich dude!!!!!!!!! And noone tells me wat they meen because there all bastards!

  • Yeah, this one looks faked. What husband keeps a woman that does such a thing, unless he too is so perverse, asking a woman to choose between himself and a goat, and she has trouble deciding who is worth keeping for s**? Who has so little pride at to insult themselves that way!

  • maybe she's a goat too

  • YOU ARE A DISCUSTING B**** THAT IS SO NASTY HOW CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT OR EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I honestly don't know what the big deal is. Everyone knows that goats make the best lovers. I say congradulations to you and hope you two live happily ever after.

  • omg that is fucing halarious!!!!!!...its going on my myspace thanks

  • i can just tell youre joking.

  • dosent it taste horrible?

  • its like sucking a turtle!

  • i agree with the other guy, u r nasty!!! Anyway who the h*** gives a b****** to a goat?!

  • you should get mental help thats what you should do. you may be pleasing this animal but its still abuse. plus if i was ur husband i wouldtn want you neway after you been suckin a goats d***.
    your nasty.

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