I'm a dirty piece of sh*t

I have this really bad habit of sitting on my computer and playing way too much WoW while drinking mountain dew and covering every inch of my desk with empty soda cans.

Today I noticed ants on my desk so I decided to cleanup, can after can filling a trashbag, I get to a cup....................with a dead mouse in it.

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  • simple answer, put a bin near you and make sure you take out the junk, the game is better in an environment you can relax in lol :)

  • I borrowed a beach bag from my mother in law. She had it stored in her basement. We flew down from Canada to Arizona to visit my own parents. We had used the bag a few times. We went swimming at least three times then the fourth I peeked in one of the unused side pockets. Dead mouse. We had transported a dead animal with us in our luggage. A slight crime. It went in the trash, and only my Wife and I know. Anything we borrow from the MIL smells like smoke. She 'doesnt smoke'. Uh huh.

    I play too much Team Fortress 2. One same server. Low gravity with all crits gets intoxicating.

  • Decide ahead of time how much time you can spend playing WOW, then stick to it and quit when you hit that time limit.

  • E Dondero? Rack the Jipper? Future Jake? L? Hank?

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