Ibiza ** ranking (a not too serious one)

After many years of being a good couple me and my wife decided to get more adventurous. Back in 2021 we booked a trip to Ibiza (Spain) which is a mecca of all European ** freaks. We are Danish and we first 'dated' only white couples, but soon my wife decided to try out a black male and I wanted to try an Asian woman, which we did in 2022. Then we experimented with many other shapes and colours in 2023 and 2024.
We are just back from our trip this year and on the plane back home we started to joke about which lovers are best and worst. It transpired that either we have completely different tastes, or else males and females of many nations are NOT equally endowed.
So I made a brief list, quoting my wife's findings first and mine next. Here we go:

MALES
Whites (Germans, Danish, Swedes, etc.) - OK but not anything special, "boring" and pushy (they want it their way and pay no attention to what she wants),
Whites (Russians, Ukrainians, Poles, etc.) - their oversize and overerect tools suffer badly from too much booze, would make great lovers, if they drank less and showered more,
Latino (Spanish, French, Italian, etc.) - waste of time, narcissist, smaller than average tools, incapable of doing it twice a night,
Far Asians (Japanese, Chinese, etc.) - clean and educated, great bed manners, much attention to her needs, unfortunately impeded by the moderate size of their tool, still - they can easily do it twice each night,
Middle Asians (Jewish, Palestinians, etc.) - the Jewish guy was good in bed but too verbal, the Palestinian interrupted at 5 a.m., to pray,
Blacks - big tools ... but are they inflated maybe? - my wife says black penises are big but flabby, and their owners would make great asphalt compactors - they roll over her asking no questions and likely not even noticing if she is still there - ** WASTE OF TIME.

FEMALES
Whites - (Nordic) eh, it depends, from stellar to blocks of wood, what is worst that you cannot tell the stars from the woodblocks by just looking,
Whites - (Central and East European) - beautiful, great bodies - but mostly anorgasmic, too religious perhaps (especially Poles),
Far Asians - loving, friendly, will do ANYTHING you ask them to do, but it is not clear if they like it or not, great physical fitness and ability to last all night,
Middle Asians - no data, none in range, likely back home in Palestine, tending their goats,
Blacks - can't tell, I am not attracted to black women,
Latino - Spanish, Italian and Greek - lazy, stupid, very sensual - but just as much self-centered, they get their ** first then they forget about you, complete waste of time,
Latino - French - often they are amazing lovers, great sense of humour, great bodies (a 40 years old French female will have a fitter and stronger body than any 30 years old Spanish Jessica or Conchita).

Overall, I said French women are best - most sensual, most easy going and with outstanding bodies. They also speak English with funny accent, which I LOVE. I would also rate the Vietnamese girl I slept with as better than all the rest (perhaps because she lives in France?). She was the only girl I introduced to my wife and we are still good (Internet) friends three years down the road.

My wife said (surprisingly perhaps) Nordic whites are overall best and "least problematic" and she would have a Far Asian man for a lover too - for their good manners, attention to her needs and ability to start over as soon as she calls their attention.

I wonder how this matches experiences of other people.