Funny Confessions

Conservatives

Are literally crazy trying the same s*** over and over but expecting different results.....


This site is dangerous

Last night I had a nightmare about my ex-husband suddenly wanting me back, and for some f-ed up reason I was considering it.
Then, the dream morphed into something about this site where my real full name was posted on a confession I made about having s** with my friend's husband. Even in my dream I... [more]


Taylor swift

People stop dating her after a couple months because they realize she will never put out lol




Phil Leatardo

Phil Leatardo is the shah of Iran.


Damn

Rap is for stupid people.....p diddy has 350 million yet his lyrics sound like a kid wrote them no talent


Science

Is not allowed in many holy sites around the world because that's where they get all the evidence that supports the religion loll lol. For example say Mecca


Size 12 model

Do people laugh a little inside when you tell them your a model....YES


People

Religious people are like dogs, no b****** acting a certain way just so they can get a treat when they die (heaven) which isn't a noble reason at all to be good. Then they act like they're morally superior to people who actually make an attempt at understanding the universe when they them selves... [more]


Batgirl to do list

Dry clean cape, wash bat mobile, blow batman..repeat


Whoopsies

There is a guy in my grade that just likes to run around and tell as a joke. well during volleyball today he was doing excatly that and we had a sub. so this boy was running around a yelling and push boys as a joke when the sub called him over. the quietly asked if he missed taking his medication this morning or he needed to take his medication... [more]


Forgotten Mist

Has anyone had the privilege to read my Ed, Edd, n Eddy fanfic? If not, checkit out n please let me know what yo thinkg.?


Hilary clinton

Who gives better b******* her or Monica?


Gingers

Do they have s** appeal?


Kanye west

I'm a mother f****** wordsmith genius voice of a generation


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