19 year old male: I want to be baby sat by a girl. Its an age play thing. She would punish me if I misbehave (I might be mischievous on purpose) even though we would have an itinerary.
1. We play with toys
2. She makes me make and cheese,
3. gives me a bath, dries me off, and picks out my cloths
4. Tucks me into bed and reads stories to... [more]
I remember when I was younger a brand of roll on deodorant specifically for young women and teens. I can't remember the brand but the Ads were on TV and the Bottle was about 5 Inches Long with a Rounded Cap (and Nice Girth) with raised beading molded onto it (very vein like but stylish)
Clearly they meant it to look very Phallic and over the... [more]
So my mom used to work for a small american company that had offices in the EU and was not impressed. After that she has been more annoyed by american accents, tv and films but always denied it. To test it, I talked her into watching The Office US with me. Put Pilot episode on and she wasn't impressed (to be honest, neither was I). She dismissed... [more]
Dyslexic lives mattress
I(26f) gave my son $100 to spend on amazon for clothes and about an hour later he brings my laptop into the kitchen and says “can I get these instead of regular underwear?”.. I looked and he really found boys thong underwear on some weird website and wanted me to buy it 😂 I thought he was joking at first but he wasn’t so I told him I KNEW he... [more]
I love it when a girl rams her foot into my b****, i love the idea of a chick grabbing them and dragging me to the ground by my nuts, i love being humiliated, laying on the ground clutching my nads while the stronger s** stands above me and laughs
I love eating a womans a******
After a shower of course.
The smell of it especially first thing in the morning.
I enjoy sucking a womans a******.
When it's really hairy It can taste kind of sour/light tart taste. Which leaves a bitter taste... [more]
I own a lakefront cabin and have become freinds with a guy down the lake about 8 cabins, I wander down and have a beer with him once in a while and instead of walking down the road I walk down the lake front, I have made sure to stop and make sure it is cool with each of the people who own cabins between us and they have all said it is fine with... [more]
Girls, any of you interested in kicking me in the b****? I need someone that lives in the oregon area tho.
I love getting my b**** kicked. Any girls into this lol.
Every woman finds it funny when a man gets hit in the b****. Sorry, fellas, it’s just funny to watch a big, tough guy curl up in a little ball, roll around and clutch himself after taking a kick. Its basically become a part of culture, and that’s okay, because it’s okay to laugh at adults in pain. I have to confess though, that yesterday I saw a... [more]
I'm a lesbian girl in middle school. I don't like boys. I don't have them as friends. They're bad, disruptive and stupid. (Science has shown girls are smarter than boys so they’re literally inferior) But I sure love kicking them in their nuts lol. They go from being so bold to curling up on the floor crying and clutching their
My girlfriend (21) confessed she wants to kick me in the b****.
We were having a rerun of Endgame. It came up when Gamora kneed Star Lord. She just said it doesn't hurt that bad, does it? I just ended up changing the subject.
She told me that she has a strange liking for it and would like to... [more]
I too grow tired of the news media and their overkill, one topic reporting on the covid virus. However I always look for the silver lining with hope and gratitude. I am happy to report that throughout this crisis reporting I have not seen the angry, scowling face of teen eco sensation Greta Thurnberg since the media leaped into full time covid... [more]
There's a nutjob spamming about a Dr Obudu and his love spells wtf XD I've never seen something so stupid in my entire life. Oh god, please tell me that is a joke or some kind of elaborate scam! I'm f****** dying of laughter, seriously what the f***... [more]
Yesterday I came home from nightshift at 7:30 in the morning, I was supposed to be heading to my parents after work but that all changed so my room mate wasn't expecting me home. I had her move in 6 months ago and she is a friend of a friend of a friend who needed a place after splitting with her boyfreind and it was supposed to be short term but... [more]
Would any of you girls want to kick me in the b****? And with what shoes?
I want to carry girls on my shoulders, but I can not find a girl who likes to be carried
I was riding a motorbike with my bf. I was wearing a loose skirt and a pair of thong underneath and no bra. As my naked crotch was rubbing against the seat from time to time I pressed my loin tight on the seat. OMG! the sheer vibration of the motor and the speed was sending sensational trickle against my crotch and I lean forward a bit resting my... [more]
A friend was here and asked what the medicine in a bottle was and mom said it was sleeping pills. He asked if she would wake up if someone messed with her and she asked what kind of messed with. He said like feel you up and have s** with you and she asked why he wanted to know that. He was just... [more]
I find it funny that my classmate can't look away from my belly button. I get looks sometimes but he is always waiting for me to show it. To tease him I stretch a little while yawning or pretend that I need to look at it or put a pen in it. After all my teasing I'll let him poke it if he asks
These confessions on this site crack me up. I've been on for, maybe, an hour. Everywhere you turn, you see a bunch of incest, pedos, b********* posts, femboys, and stomach fetishes. I don't believe any of them are real. People just want the "wow" factor and the upvotes. It's really sad, but... [more]
I just read a confession from a hapless fellow that was inundated with married women that wanted his services, but alas, no single women were knocking on his door proposing marriage. He was afraid his biological clock was ticking down and he may never produce offspring of his own that he could raise.
This is my advice to him.
Early 1969 I was a junior in high school. One Saturday afternoon I was going down the highway to another town in my ‘66 GTO’ when I drove up behind a friend’s mustang.
It was going slower than normal and the gal sitting in the middle of the seat with his arm around her didn’t look like his girlfriend from behind.
I started to pass and... [more]
D****** in the UK is more or less common in certain areas. It is sexual kinks, quickies etc with known persons or strangers in isolated areas in the evening to late at night. I was traveling with my bf from London to Durham and was really looking forward to have [more]