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You are like an amoeba to me.
You are like an amoeba to me. You are not unlike an ant fighting the Sun. Much like the Fantastic Four, you are nothing to me. Why do you laugh in the face of your own destruction? -Galactus.
** and **
I like to lick and ** my own circumcised ** my girlfriend thinks it funny and took pics to show her friends
I can't stand hearing Brits speech
IT'S PRONOUNCED "AT ALL", NOT "A TALL"
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Daddy walked in while my boyfriend was ** deep in my ** his ** were slapping my **. Daddy said well ladies you want a man to join...
She said that i should put my ** in me turned on and go for a bike ride. She said each bump is like a big ** ** you. I...
They walked in and saw me dressed in ** nightie and stockings and garter belt with a gorgeous man with a big ** pounding my ** and me...
She took me to the kiosk that did ear piercing and she said, ok she is transgender and she wants to be a woman and she needs her ears...
I love being a sissy. When I was young a female talked me into going to bed with her. We got undressed and she saw what I had hanging...
Accidental **
We played games late at night me and my friend in their big room and his gf went to their sleeping room upstairs. My controller packed and my friend did not want me to go to my place to bring another he told me there was a spare in that upstairs room.
I went upstairs and could see light blinking thought it was his gf watching TV but when I walked... (more)
In my village in Mexico
In my village of around 500 in Mexico dog meat is a popular snack.
In my village in Mexico
Back in my village in Mexico dog meat is a luxury treat for tourists and mexicans alike, a lesser known fact is that human meat is also a popular treat, and a lot of the human meat is actually sold as dog meat . They use tourists from India for the meat. - Victor Sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.
Irish Alcoholic ** sing along songs
Wow! What a fun and energetic piece! The enthusiasm in your lyrics is infectious, and I can totally imagine a lively crowd singing along and having a great time. The repetition of key phrases like "If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!" and "Drink to that!" gives the song a catchy and anthemic quality, making it perfect for sing-alongs.
Better than **
My husband could no more. He said he did get hard but only watching adult content. Just no longer with me. Yes, he is older but one would think he should - I am still young, good body (gym, etc.), fit. Other men find me very. But not my husband anymore.
And so I said I need it and he told me he could ask a friend of his to do. I cried and beat... (more)
My old jewish lantern
My old jewish lantern a poem by.... my jewish lantern shows me the way, my jewish lantern shows me the light of day, my lantern glistens in the wind, my lantern glows in the dark, my lantern shines like a star in a dark park. my jewish lantern is over a century old, it is worth its own weight in gold.
I have not very much want towards the Western woman
For she is much too fat
This is today's music
Skeeeedurp aaaah brrrrp skippa nigguh like rock! uhhh what? yuhhh, whip my ** out and nut onna ** it she cute, yuh, if she got a sister her sister can get dis ** too ah ah. make it 2. ive gotta
Showing my wife naked
My wife and I went on a getaway weekend. One morning I ordered breakfast for us before she woke up. When it arrived the gentleman that brought it wheeled it into the room. Seeing she was asleep he was very quiet. She started to wake up and said do I smell breakfast? Then she pulled the sheet off of herself. We sleep naked so she was naked. She... (more)
When I play hockey
When I play hockey I lace up my skates, Smash American skulls with pucks, and slash American necks with my skates. ** USA.
A wake up call
Good morning this is your daily mental illness early morning wake up call. It's time to get schizophrenic in here.. let's have a retarded Friday.
I sent a pic of my kitty with chaspendelton‘s order today
I snuck a pic of my ** into chaspendelton‘s order today, needless to stay he said his lotion is out of stock.
New York... is different
A bunch of ** robbed the locol bodega, they took de cash n fucced up the p a ki at the counter wit a wrench to da head loolz. new york ** dont play .
Didn't Go As Planned
Recently took my 12 year old stepdaughter shopping to get her mom a birthday gift. Whilst in the big chain department store I felt the need to pass gas. I was going to try to quietly let it out but when it came out it made a very loud rip. I was momentarily a bit embarrassed, not so much because my step daughter heard it but because I'm sure... (more)
Chaspendelton got me into ** work
I’m jayamali234, and chaspendelton got me into ** work on fiverr. He just paid for some nudes 1 hour ago. It is honer to serve him!!
Raw Confessions is no more!
Secrets anon (taken down) raw confessions (taken down) hoping simply confess isnt next since all you sick fucxs have relocated here.
The Lion King Musical
The lion king musical - for 2 hours rich white people pay to see a bunch of barely clothed alsmost naked ** in their African homeland dancing about and making fools of themselves, where this play picks up is the fact that all of them are dressed as monkeys and amimals, as the world sees them. this... (more)
The boy that cried wolf
My best friend has a 9 year old son that since I’ve known him (since he could talk) has told wild stories and now nobody takes him seriously.
He has told wild stories about see me in my underware. He never has.
I agreed to watch him while his mother went to a funeral in another state. He was on a roll since he woke up that morning and the... (more)
Met my ex HS girlfriends son
I met my ex HS GF son. While we talked all i could think about was that his mother was a little ** who loved ** and being ** while others watched. ill bet he didnt knpw that about mommy.
My Native wife (well, nearly)
I am 27 and from a reasonably rich family. My father is a lawyer in a big firm. I did not like to study and I rather spent time dreamin up of becoming a businessman one day. At now I am running a local gym, a local bar and I co-own a bigger events center with a friend of our family. All these businesses are profitable and bring me some money. Not... (more)
Halloween for me at 7 years old
When I was a 7 year old boy we were shopping for Halloween costumes. The other little boys got batman or superman things like that and daddy was showing me those type of costumes. He asked if I saw one i liked , I nodded yes he said to show him I went and picked up a princess costume that was very beautiful with a pretty dress and little high... (more)
Evil Santa
Santa really likes to beat ** and rob your parents every Christmas. Did you winder why your fatherhad a black eye last night?
A relaxed mom
Form when my son was newborn to when he was 10 I wanted my son to always feel comfortable when he was at home. So I let him be n@ked when we were home. (I was n@ked too) I always thought it was funny seeing his little thing dangle around. 😂(so cute) Whenever we came back home I would always say "Ok! You can let the bananna and grapes hang out... (more)
I love seeing a boy crumple
Idk??
For context I kick guys in the b**** a LOT probably way more then I should, and nearly most of the time I do it out of boredom and needing a good laugh.
Ever since I was young I've had an obsession with doing it, I find it SOOO FUNNY just seeing a boy get thumped in the nuts then falling to the floor, just writing this is making me lmao... (more)
I may have hurt my little brother
Omg im literally giggling as I type this out
So its been a week since my parents left for their trip and they wont be back until then. My little brother is young and im supposed to be babysitting him. I was bored so I invited over my friend, when she came over and we started drinking. We were having so much fun, laughing, dancing and just being... (more)
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I Just used mind projection to make some lesbian chihuahuas give wedgies to many people all while my Muslim mom serviced countless thugs in the hood. Then I watched Marjorie Taylor Greene peg peg my neighbor who is a cross dressing **.
I graduated college with a very low C interspliced with a few D's
My sister makes about half my salary and she was an all A with a few B's student.
New underwear
My husband's grandmother gets everyone socks and underwear every year at the family get together. She gets everyone briefs. It's awkward and funny. This year she got me all white hanes in a size too big. I made my husband try on the briefs he got when we got home and something clicked and I had to have him. I don't like how they look but I can't... (more)
Hello
Hello I know you see this how are you
Bubble bath fun
I enjoy giving myself a shaving foam pie in the face while taking a bubble bath
Rare that happens
Sometimes u gotta do fake post to see who reacts violently just now and viola he reacted yesterday
You are gross
If you are gay as ffck stop stalking me lol