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Didn't Go As Planned
Recently took my 12 year old stepdaughter shopping to get her mom a birthday gift. Whilst in the big chain department store I felt the need to pass gas. I was going to try to quietly let it out but when it came out it made a very loud rip. I was momentarily a bit embarrassed, not so much because my step daughter heard it but because I'm sure other people did. My stepdaughter began laughing hysterically, almost falling down from laughing so hard. I did feel better after cutting the cheese. We laughed about it all the way home.
Feb 16
I am a 52 year old man straight and love wearing silk **