Punch to Your Metaphorical Babymaker
Damn you, S, for playing with my heart. It's true I loved you dearly at one point, but you ruined that. I would have to be a real fool to take you back, so stop trying to win me back. It's a useless effort, because now that I'm not blinded by love, I can see that you're just not good enough. So back off.
Does that hurt? It f*****' better hurt.
P.S. I changed your name in my phone to "No Way in H***." I acknowledge this make me an a******, and I accept that. But at least, I am not an idiot.