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I steal from my parents
A couple of months ago I went through a stage where I wanted to buy DVDs but I didn't have enough money, and i saw my parents wallets, lying around the house. So I easily grabbed it and took $20 out of it.
A couple of days later i took another $20 and it kept going, I soon started taking their credit card and buy more songs and movies off itunes then I should have. They've never found out but that conscience is still on me.
Everynow and then I still steal some money from my parents wallet, I guess their money is my money... Is it?
#3 ** man! You got mad skills with the insults too! I got to write this ** down, use it when I need some mad skills kind of insults!
Comment #1 is the coolest person ever! I mean really he showed you OP! ** #1 you go with your badass comments, that was the most ** awesome thing I ever read EVER! #1 comment has got to be some kind of genius comedy writer, I mean in my whole life I've never read something as funny as that! And when he said idiot, I was like ** you burned the OP good! Genius I'm telling you, sheer unprecedented absolute genius.
All of this was sarcasm by the way, the #1 comment was kind of stupid, well more than kind of really, like pretty ** stupid, well it was very stupid to be completely honest.