I got an innocent co-worker fired
Everyone at work thinks our boss is a j***. He treated me like crap one day so it seemed appropriate the next day to bag up some of my own crap and smear a bunch of it under his office door handle. When he got it on his hand he freaked out and started ranting around the office about how someone was going to pay. Later in the day, when I knew he was in a meeting, I went to the parking lot and put some more of my s*** under his car door handle. Well, he really freaked out about that and launched an investigation. Since I was seen as the nice sweet girl in the office he didn't talk to me much but a co-worker who he knows hates his guts was practically accused of smearing the s*** and got mad and pretty much told him to f*** off. He was fired. I feel bad but it was all so exciting I now want to go to his house and put some under his front door handle.