I think I got a stretch mark for every

I think I got a stretch mark for every time I had premarital s**.

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  • In the words of Katt Williams..."either way we f******, either way!!!!

  • i got my stretch marks because i used to be overweight lol not from having premarital s** lol

  • the stretch marks come from being FAT AND LAZY!!! As half of americans are these days. You go to norway or someplace like that and you don't see it anywhere. It's cause they eat healthy and exercise!

  • no wonder my tummy looks like a road map. I've had premarital s** about 700 times.

    this explains it

  • Ignore the caveman who posted first. don't allow yourself to feel guilty or ashamed. We've all done things in our youth that we wouldn't necessarily do again... that's part of growing up, and learning from your experiences. Every stretch mark and wrinkle are all beautiful reflections of a life truly lived. Don't despise them; embrace them and be thankful for each passing day, smile, or even the child that allowed you to acquire them.

  • w****.

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