People Who Have Fish For Pets Are Mental
I think people who have fish for pets are mental. I mean you have to have a screwed up mind with a low IQ to keep from getting bored to death with aquarium fish. I mean what the h*** do they do? They can't fetch. They can't sit on your lap. The don't whistle or talk. They just swim around boringly all damn day.
Seriously, a person has to be mental to be able to enjoy this most boring hobby in the world. Even if I had a lobotomy I would still find fish boring. Even if I didn't have a brain fish would still bore me. So for anyone to like this dullest hobby in the world they have to be nuts or have their minds dumbed down from taking too many drugs. There's no way a normal person could enjoy freakin' fish.