It's shameless, the way we flirt.
I find it funny that I have to use the word "love" to categorize this confession, because ultimately, I'd really just like to f*** your brains out. Don't get me wrong - there are certain things about you that I just find obnoxious: For example, you seem, like so many other girls, utterly convinced that you're fat. You're stubborn and controlling (and let's face it, I have to be in control of my every human interaction). I find it hilarious that people think we're dating. We'd work utterly shittily as a couple, after all. I view you as an object, and you're a feminist to the point that it's annoying. That said, the frankness with which you discuss s** is probably the hottest thing about you. Just the other day, when you were kind enough to let me hear your "s** voice?" Yeah, I wouldn't have chosen to be anywhere else.
Enough of the stupid games. Let's just get each other naked already.