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Caught Masturbating.
I was taken into hospital this week after a drunken accident.
After sitting in my cubicle for 5 hours unattended, unable to sleep, phone battery dead ,still pretty drunk obviously not in the right frame of mind I decided to 'bash one out' (I blame the alcohol and the knock to the head).
About one minute in, a nurse finally decides to come and see to me. My timing could not be worse. After that, they made me sit with my cubicle curtain open for the rest of my visit.
I wonder if this strategy will help me get through the DMV faster?
I caught my husband masturbating to a picture of me and my boss.
Nope. I'm a nurse and there is no way a nurse is going to chart a patient masturbating unless it is medically pertinent.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
serve you right for ** in a place like that .
You realise that its probably on your medical history for the rest of your life now that youre a weirdo ?
congratz
Right back at you, only someone lacking intelligence would believe something so foolish, congratz to you for being a moron.