I am a nerd
I am a nerd. I was the one that was unpopular and you pushed around in high school because i was small and wore glasses. I was the one u rejected brutally because i was a "nerd and/or "geek". I was the one who missed prom because besides graduation, why do I wanna be in a room with any of you dumbass p*****??
I was the one that went off to college while highschool will be the only time in ur miserable life when you were happy and "the man" or the "hot chick". I was the one that got laid the first month too :). I was the one that sometimes spent his saturday afternoons at the library while u sharpened ur skills at...extreme frisbee??
I was the one guarenteed a paid intership while u had to leave college because u couldn't pay for it because u blew ur cash "Maccin the freshies". I was the mature intelligent easy to go to guy u told all ur friends u wanted while u went down the line boning every frat boy or athlete with biceps. And to think u told me that I could never meet your "standards". Well maybe you met him in the community college ur attending due to low gpa.
I was the one who got a job a month after college. I was the one who was paid 1.02 million for the program i developed. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FAILED.
Now while a mill nowadays isnt like it was 20 years ago..it means i can keep working and dont have to worry about retirement..now if you will excuse me..i have to find a way to spend a cool mill..