I will flirt with your boyfriend.
I will flirt with your boyfriend. When aren't around, at work, at the bar, at the supermarket. If I find out that he has a girlfriend, I will go out of my way to lay on the charm. Not because I want him. Its just a safe way to put myself out there. I love to see the conflicted look on their poor faces. Something about that pain makes me powerful. So when you're worried that he's getting too flirty with the girl in Accounting? Yeah, be afraid.