Fat Inside Skinny

That I am so totallly drunk on Viognier right now.

Yeah so I'm getting skinny eating cake, drinking Viognier and Vodka, and eating soup all thet ime.

I eat salads, eat soup, eat in moderation and drink fresh squeezed juices and then have a little bit (and sometimes a lot of) a treat.

Whee! I hacked the system.
Just a bit over 1000 cal a day. I'm going to be so skinny and borderline-malnourished by the new year!!!!

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  • Lol, i only eat 300 calories a day max.

  • :( why?

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