I've got 3 issues I blame on my
I've got 3 issues I blame on my genetics, 2 of which really bother me:
1. I'm losing my hair, and I'm way too young.
2. I've got a genetically flabby chest.
3. When I'm really h**** and don't have a better outlet, I hook up with guys because they are very easy.
#1 keeps me from taking off my hat. #2 keeps me from taking off my shirt. #3 I'm ok with. It's the world that's not. So that sucks.
The two that bother me really bad, they make me wish a different man was my father so I could've had better genes.