Guy from work
They get this ** gym teacher from the 80's, to put on these goofy ** sunglasses that he got from out of a cereal box and tell him "oh you know what would be cool, if you punched the title and the title broke, oh that's so ** clever". It does not make any sense, is he punching the title so hard that its ripping the skin off his hand and you can see the skeleton under his hand? its ** ridiculous or is it meant to be a machine hand? It does not make any sense anyway what the ** is wrong with his thumb? did he stick a penny inside of his thumb and the skin just grew over it? it does make any sense! you look at him and you can tell his guy just stinks, he just looks like one of those guys that's going to sit next to you on the bus or something and he's going to ** stick and your going to have ** move, its like your sitting next to this guy the skins coming off his hand, and it looks like he's got a penny in his thumb, his got these big yellow sunglasses on and he smells, Its like dude get the ** away from me. How his he meant to look bad **? he does not make any ** sense and its like he screaming into an invisible mic like to because he's such a bad-**. ** this guy.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
I am as soo ** **. I sure could use a man right now to take care of my womanly needs. Hmmm.
Who you think you are?
Why'd you do me that way?
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a **.
Any libtards here?
Cindy Flowers if you are reading this, will you marry me?
Why you gotta be so bad?
You f**king a**holes are ruining Confessipnpost. Post your crude fake ** somewhere else!
Go on. Add some variety to your ** life...use the other hand.
WHAT!?
I hate women who are stuck up and think they're special.
I am a hot girl. I confess, i love giving the silent treatment to all abusive guy's who think they can control me.so i take my foot,and i kick that abusive guy in the ball's until he is kept silent.that is the nice bad silent treatment i love to give.
Hey, Psycho **. If you ever kicked me in the nuts I would punch you in the ** just like I punch the ** out of tiles.
What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
I WILL OFFER 2$ TO WHO EVER KICKS MY ** NO MEN ALWOED
If you are anywhere near Iowa, I'll do it for free along with shoving a complimentary corn cob up your **. Love, Jen