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They get this ** gym teacher from the 80's, to put on these goofy ** sunglasses that he got from out of a cereal box and tell him "oh you know what would be cool, if you punched the title and the title broke, oh that's so ** clever". It does not make any sense, is he punching the title so hard that its ripping the skin off his hand and you can see the skeleton under his hand? its ** ridiculous or is it meant to be a machine hand? It does not make any sense anyway what the ** is wrong with his thumb? did he stick a penny inside of his thumb and the skin just grew over it? it does make any sense! you look at him and you can tell his guy just stinks, he just looks like one of those guys that's going to sit next to you on the bus or something and he's going to ** stick and your going to have ** move, its like your sitting next to this guy the skins coming off his hand, and it looks like he's got a penny in his thumb, his got these big yellow sunglasses on and he smells, Its like dude get the ** away from me. How his he meant to look bad **? he does not make any ** sense and its like he screaming into an invisible mic like to because he's such a bad-**. ** this guy.
I know this is going to sound like I am a loony, but the only person I trust is my blow up doll. - Just me again, Meow
"I m **.i m dark **.I m fool.i m psycho.I m mad.I m confused.I m dumb."
- The Spelling Police Person
Yes you are. But, quite frankly, you are selling yourself short. You are way more screwed up than that. Meow Meow Meow
I want to be spanked like a baby. Signed Meow.
Why am I not surprised? That's what you need!
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY THAT I STARTED MY PERIOD
You must have been porked by the 80s guy.
When my father-in-law stayed with us, I peeked in his room and saw him naked. I couldn't believe his ** was bigger than mine. He looked hot though.
I'm considered very hot by many men and I would date this guy. He sounds mysterious and different from all the ** hum guys I meet. That gets my attention.
I like the 80s guy. He has character, and he probably yells into the invisible mike for comic relief. I'd love to see him smash tiles with his bare hands. I like my men a little macho. Honestly, he sounds cool. I'd even like those ** yellow shades he wears. I would. Yellow is my fav color.
My, my, my. What an extraordinary coincidence that this person's writing is the same as the OP. Could this be one of the nefarious MEOW's many masquerades? -The Writing Vigilantes
I think the person who made this confession is whacked and has a secret man crush on the 80s guy and wants to get in his pants.
I was thinking the same thing. He's unnaturally obsessed with the 80s guy. I wouldn't be surprised if they got it on within a month.
Love is in the Air la la la la. xo
I would love to press your belly. Where do you live?
I'll lick your ** if you want ;)
At the risk of sounding uncool, I listen to 80s music. But, I don't wear yellow sunglasses or scream into invisible mikes. Is that okay?
Self sucking his hot and easy and fun , why did I wait so long to try it?
My first husband and I tried this early in our marriage but he got too insane with his jealousy and spoiled all my fun so I dumped his sorry **. In order for a husband to honestly allow his wife this freedom he has to be a real man. Obviously you are one. Good luck!
That makes no ** sense. You probably wear yellow sunglasses and scream into invisible mikes too.
Message to the 80s guy from work who screams into the invisible mike: Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
Tell me where this fake macho male ** works and I'll kick him in the ** ... OLD SCHOOL!
Wasn't there an old song about him called "Pretty Fly For An 80s Guy"?