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They get this ** gym teacher from the 80's, to put on these goofy ** sunglasses that he got from out of a cereal box and tell him "oh you know what would be cool, if you punched the title and the title broke, oh that's so ** clever". It does not make any sense, is he punching the title so hard that its ripping the skin off his hand and you can see the skeleton under his hand? its ** ridiculous or is it meant to be a machine hand? It does not make any sense anyway what the ** is wrong with his thumb? did he stick a penny inside of his thumb and the skin just grew over it? it does make any sense! you look at him and you can tell his guy just stinks, he just looks like one of those guys that's going to sit next to you on the bus or something and he's going to ** stick and your going to have ** move, its like your sitting next to this guy the skins coming off his hand, and it looks like he's got a penny in his thumb, his got these big yellow sunglasses on and he smells, Its like dude get the ** away from me. How his he meant to look bad **? he does not make any ** sense and its like he screaming into an invisible mic like to because he's such a bad-**. ** this guy.
Don't ** him off. His hands got ** up from roids. He might go off like a berserker from all those steroids. He probably fried his brain on that ** and related peds. Only other person I heard of with hands like that is Frankenstein, and you didn't want to ** him off either. If he has a Herman Munster shaped head and ** as small as marbles, it's roids for sure. Maybe he's a babe on roids pretending to be a dude. You sure he's got a **?
He probably can't even do a push up and he's supposed to be a gym teacher.
Here's a tip. Next time that guy starts talking that ** macho ** about punching tiles and ** say this to him: "Ooooooo, you are right up there with Dangermouse!" I don't know who originally wrote that on this site, but he's a genius of comedy. Say that to that 80s yellow sunglasses wearing dufus and he'll crumble like a **.
Who gets sunglasses out of a cereal box? Is this freakin' 80s bozo a kid in a man's body? wtf?
There's nothing like kicking a man in the **. Seeing him wince and whine like a crybaby is so beautiful and at that moment it's the only time in his life one of those lying ** is honest. And I love making men honest over and over again.
Just curious. Did this guy ever say anything about writing MEOW hundreds of times on Confession sites?
Punching tile ain't **. Real men punch bricks.
Just be you. I'm pretty sure there are plenty of women out there who wouldn't mind having a boyfriend who could look good in women's clothes. ** I want a boyfriend like that, I guess it helps that I'm bi, but just as I'm sure you'll find that girl I'm sure I'll find that guy for me.
Clearly you are addressing the 80s guy in the goofy yellow sunglasses. But, with his fashion sense he probably wouldn't look too hot in womens clothes, unless a woman liked guys in outdated 80s dresses. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't even know this guy and he ** me off.
He sounds like he's an alien disguised as a human. For some inexplicable reason, aliens like goofy yellow sunglasses. They always stink too. You should try putting on a tinfoil hat when he's around. If he vanishes when you put the hat on, he's an alien for sure. The skin coming off his hand is another indicator. Seriously, be very careful around this otherworldly entity. Believe me, you don't want an alien ** probe. They hurt like ** and you can't ** for a week afterwards.
It's a good thing my friends don't know him. They would kick his **.
Ooooooo, your friends are so Gangster.
It wouldn't surprise me if he was that annoying Meow who posts here. Meow stinks too and probably wears yellow sunglasses.