I crapped my pants in the mall and I ended up getting ship all over the bathroom and toilet. I spend twenty minutes cleaning myself the best I could before abandoning my boxers and making a speedy getaway.

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  • I love it when a guy s***'s or p***** in my mouth and all over me .... and i love to eat p*** out of public bathroom toilets when i see it ... nothing turns me on more than that. Kiss my t***, Meow

  • What the f***?.........lol?

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