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Said that out loud..
One of my good friends is a bartender. I see her at work when I can. She's a gorgeous, Mariah Carey lookalike (idolizes her), with marvelous 38 D's up top. We're friends, so I've looked at her sexually, but never really say much.
Went to see her for lunch one afternoon, and she was wearing a **, low-dropping shirt, as it was summertime heat and, obviously, big ** get big tips.
I'm eating lunch, watching her work and look so ** good, when, my mind's statements were apparently spoken.
"Goddam, Shelb's got great **..Would love to **-** her right behind the bar". I'd thought things like this before, since I am a guy, but never thought they'd be spoken.
"What was THAT all about?" she said, smiling and turning to me. "You wanna what?" It wasn't until she replied that I knew I'd said it out loud.
I told her "Huh, I didn't say anything", trying to lie, but she knew I'd said it. I was embarrassed until seeing her again and apologizing.
Fake as ** bahahaha