Dear B**** In Law, Ever since you

Dear B**** In Law,

Ever since you caught me watching p*** with women in it, because you were snooping around my house, you've been calling me a d*** in Spanish and openly staring at my t*** when I'm talking to you.

Then there was that comment you made about "Even married people turn out to be gay sometimes."
Were you referring to yourself? I see your manly haircut.

I may swing both ways, but at least I'm honest about it and not an uptight closet case like you are.

And when I was on the elliptical trainer you stood there a little too long, watching me bounce up and down.

You're wasting your time. I'm too young for you and I'm way out of your league.

If you would be honest about your orientation, they have bars for older lesbians.

Do you have any idea how creepy it is to have a mother in law who gives you drooling looks while telling you that young people are perverts and s** is a sin?

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  • OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    Why do ppl find this interesting for serious?

  • A scroll bar was invented for a reason. But indeed, she sounds like a b****. Tell us more! I want to hate her too!

  • lol

  • If you like both will you do me and my aunt together? I would like that and I think you would too.

    - Hestacley Tairs

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