masturbation

well it's simple, i've developed a cool way of masturbating. although slightly unorthodox it feels absolutely awesome. i know this might sound like i do it too much, but which guy doesn't m********* a lot, even if they get some regularly.

i grew up in a large family so i was pretty limited and didn't want to get caught or anything. what i do is i lie on my bed, face down, while my d***k is hard and place something soft like a little toilet paper in between my d***k and my stomach. the rest is simple, just thrust me d***k back and forth like you would normally with a woman in missionary position and proceed to please myself. try it out, you'll thank me later. its easy and it won't chafe or damage the head (i'm referring to uncut guys).

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  • LOL^^^DRY HUMPING!!!!! LOL LOL LOL THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!!!! THANKS FOR PUTTING A WORD TO IT!!!!

  • Enjoy your dry humping.

  • You still have much to learn, Grasshopper.

  • first off why how would my parents know about this, i'm not stupid. second, just try it out and you might like it.

  • Ok here's the deal... anyone who is "uncut" is a flamer. seriously, fellas chop that s*** off.

    And as for the jackin off in toilet paper under your stomach, you have got to be joking. I'm surprised your parents still love you after that. If you were my child I would rape you.

    Mr. Jipper

  • hey anyone who tries it out just leave a comment (the confessee)

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