I crapped on the floor
Ok here it goes..
I was driving somewhere one day last week and had to
Take a crap.
I pulled into a restaurant went into the men's room and s*** on the floor, then pisssed.
Wiped my ass, threw the paper on the floor, left the stall, washed my hands and exited with a smile on my face.
It felt good.
I plan to repeat , often!