I crapped on the floor

Ok here it goes..
I was driving somewhere one day last week and had to
Take a **.
I pulled into a restaurant went into the men's room and ** on the floor, then pisssed.
Wiped my **, threw the paper on the floor, left the stall, washed my hands and exited with a smile on my face.
It felt good.
I plan to repeat , often!

By Anonymous