When I was, I guess 6, my mom and grandma had to work in the mornings, so I stayed with my grandpa. He couldn't walk well, so we just stayed in bed all day until my mom came to pick me up or my grandma came back.
I was too afraid to go to the bathroom because I thought I'd see a ghost, so I just squatted beside the bed and peed all over the floor. There was a box of tissues so I just threw them on the floor and wiped it with my feet. I did this every day and my grandpa never noticed.
My grandma smelled pee one day and I blamed it on the dogs.