I know that you know that I've been sleeping with your husband, but there's something you don't know. I mean, it's weird -- isn't it? -- that you were the popular girl all through high school and college who got all the guys, and I was the nerdy one who never got asked out on dates hardly, and we were the odd couple as friends, but then I got your husband to sneak around behind your back to get with me, and to get in between my legs, and then we stopped bothering to hide the fact that we were lovers. Well, guess what? I'm pregnant! Aren't you happy for me??? And guess what else? Your husband is the father!!!!! Yes, I did trick/trap him, but he loves me for doing it. But anywho, your marriage will be ending soon, and your husband will be leaving home to come to me and our baby. And all those times you were so s***** to me when we were growing up together???!? This is payback, you f****** s***. Karma is a b****. And so am I.