I hate being a parent
My wife and everyone around me is pressuring us to have another kid. The truth of the matter is, I can't f****** deal with one kid, let alone two of them. I'm an ER nurse. It's so great having four days off per week everyone says. Yeah except my kid wakes me up at the crack of f****** dawn and I'm still exhausted from the day before. I prefer working. On my days off I feel trapped in the house. I can't watch TV because my kid HAS to watch what he wants or else I suffer an insufferable temper tantrum. To boot, since I have so much f****** free time with 4 days off, my wife just won't f****** clean the house. I pick the same s*** up every day. It's the definition of insanity.
Yesterday we were out eating with my in laws. My kid kept swinging at my face with his spoon. My mother in law thought it was a riot. I wanted to grab the spoon and sling it through a window. My father in law has told us a couple of times to have another kid. He's a good guy, but things are different nowadays. He never changed a diaper, cleaned the house or stayed at home with his kids. He just had to work.
I've tried to tell my wife my thoughts but she just gets p***** at me. I think some people were meant to have kids, but I'm not one of them. I can't imagine being stuck in this house with another kid. I'll f****** freak out.