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Groom ** me
Ok so my friend got married last week and on morning before the wedding my friends future husband went awol and nobody could find him but i did! hes abit of an ** but he can be quite funny, anyway it was the same pre-marrage nerves etc got him back to the hotel and after and 2nd attempt to do i runner we all had him locked in the wedding suite and i went into visit him, check he aint climbed out the window or anything and i caught him **, all embarrissed he almost started crying again sayin he was trying to calm his nerves and before i knew what i was doing i was ** him off! this then turned into me crouched on the floor in my bridesmaid dress, with him in his suit ** out, him holding my head ** my mouth till he came! he said thanks thats calmed my nerves and he went through the whole
wedding without a hitch, however im the ** whos mouth he used for his pre marrage nerves!
We all love women like you. And we all wish we had one!
I would totally divorce my wife and marry you, given half a chance.