Wife and I were laying in bed. Just relaxing. She asked if she could ask me a question. I said, "Sure thing." She said, "I've been wondering something and wanting to ask you but I don't wanna start a fight." I said, "Just ask." She said, "Would you let me have a boyfriend?" I said, "A boyfriend? You want to replace me?" She said, "Nothing like that. There is a guy at work that has been flirting with me that I'm attracted to and I kinda want to f*** him." I said, "Well f*** him then." She said, "Seriously? You wouldn't be mad?" I said, "It's better that I know about it than you go behind my back and lie about it."