If u think ur going to go to heaven

Just kill ur self speed up the process....tnx

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  • Ever notice how the people who yell the loudest about God's kingdom are always terrified of actually going there? If I knew for certain that it's this awesome place, I'd swan dive off the nearest bridge onto the third rail-- and get the f*** out of this crapsack world. But that's just me and my reasonable rational worldview, so I know I lost quite a few Christians there.

  • PS. Don't forget to seek forgiveness from the Lord before you draw your last breath, otherwise you'll end up in the other hotter imaginary place.

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