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Itching my roids..
I routinely itch my hemorrhoids with a hot, wet rag until the rag shows red stains from blood. Have also used toilet brushes (they really get up there), bars of soap, or anything else that would itch a roid to the point of feeling so good but so dry and painful.
Got home from lunch little while ago, and started ** up a storm from the food and beer. That led to a mid-kitchen roid itch with a boiling hot rag that felt SOOOO good! I know it will hurt later, but don't care. Let that thing swell up now!
WHAT THE FUCKITY ** ** ???
"I routinely itch my hemorrhoids with a hot, wet rag until the rag shows red stains from blood"
ughh
*shiver* *shiver*
You aren't "itching" them...you are SCRATCHING them, idiot! An itch is a feeling. To end an itch, you don't "itch it." You scratch it! Are you really that stupid in your knowledge of English????
LOL