Itching my roids..

I routinely itch my hemorrhoids with a hot, wet rag until the rag shows red stains from blood. Have also used toilet brushes (they really get up there), bars of soap, or anything else that would itch a roid to the point of feeling so good but so dry and painful.

Got home from lunch little while ago, and started farting up a storm from the food and beer. That led to a mid-kitchen roid itch with a boiling hot rag that felt SOOOO good! I know it will hurt later, but don't care. Let that thing swell up now!

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  • WHAT THE FUCKITY F****** F*** ???

  • "I routinely itch my hemorrhoids with a hot, wet rag until the rag shows red stains from blood"

    ughh
    *shiver* *shiver*

  • You aren't "itching" them...you are SCRATCHING them, idiot! An itch is a feeling. To end an itch, you don't "itch it." You scratch it! Are you really that stupid in your knowledge of English????

  • LOL

  • Why don't you just buy a quality roid cream? It immediately soothes, and you'll feel all better.

  • Well the poster said "that felt SOOOO good!" so I don't think he scratches them because they itch or because of some medical condition. It's worse than that ... ... ... he has a fetish.

  • The poster must be a tight a*** lol

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