Wife passed out.
Saturday night my wife got way too drunk and passed out wrapped around the toilet, I went to go into the bathroom and found her there in just a thong, I put her on the bed, took a p*** and returned to the kitchen, I told my one friend who was left about it and he laughed, I said "Want to see?", he nodded and we snuck into the bedroom.
My wife was laying half on her side with one knee pulled up and her nice, Round bum sticking out, I walked up and grabbed her ass giving it a squeeze and told him, "Don't worry, She is out", I let him cop a feel and then I pulled her tiny thong to the side and spread her ass showing him her nice, pink, bald p**** and her pink little a******, He looked at me with his eyes wide then looked at her, I said "Touch her", he looked at me and I nodded toward her, He reached down and rubbed her ass then her p**** and then rubbed her a****** with his thumb.
I told him, J*** off on her, He pulled his pants down, Knelt behind her and started stroking his d***, I dropped my pants and stood over her face, We both stroked as he reached over her and pinched her left nipple which was exposed, He postured up and I spread her ass cheeks, He rubbed her p**** and ass then pulled his hand away and came all over both her holes and her ass cheeks, He stepped aside and I did the same.
I got a hand towel and cleaned her up then we went back and played cards, She got up in the morning and had no idea.