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My step brother is WC Fields
I'm a girl and I was adopted when I was five years old. My step mother had a son fifteen years older than I was and in college. He says he is the reincarnation of WC Fields and I almost believe him.
He would babysit me when my parents were away and as soon as they were out of the house he became WC Fields. His impersonation of that comedienne is so perfect that as a little girl I believed he became someone else.
He would shuffle along and talk like him.
He would buy me crayons and he showed me how to draw with them. In school when he helped with my homework he talked like that and this made my parents a bit angry at him telling him that he should talk more normal around me so that I wouldn't pick up bad speech habits but he kept on with his comedy routine.
He'd ride me on his back and read to me in that accent. Here it is thirtyfive years later and he talks that way to my kids his nieces and nephews.
When I was adopted into this family I definitely lucked out.
I was adopted from an orphange when i was 13.Because i was nervous and unsure of my self,i started bedwetting.I was put into cloth diapers and plastic pants everynight before bedtime which became a routine. I even used a pacifier to help relax me while mom was putting the diapers and plastic pants on me.Two months later,i was told that i was going to be baptized into the catholic faith and that my baptism would be done just like an infant! My parents got me a poofy,white,short sleeve,midthigh length baptism dress and bonnet with lace anklets and white maryjane shoes.That sunday morning,the diapers and plastic pants were put on me with a tee shirt as my top,then my dress,bonnet and the lace anklets and the shoes.I had my pacifier on a ribbon around my neck that i sucked on.I was baptized during mass and everyone thought i looked very cute and babylike!
As long as he's not hurting you, have fun