Burnt the cat

When I was about 13 I was over my nans house for the wknd (parents split when i was younger,and we had visits with my dad every other weekend,and as his house was small me and my sis stayed at my nans with him)
I was at that age where I was discovering myself and used to stay up really late and when everyone went to bed I'd watch the soft p*** on live tv (English tv channel at the time)
I also used to raid the drinks cabinet, used to see my nan whack back a whisky like it was water,I tried it doing it once and holy s*** never again!
Non of this has anything to do with the confession,just bored and reminiscing.
The cat...
Don't worry ,he wasn't hurt.
My nan had 2 cats,and the male one,a lovely friendly ginger tom was with me on the sofa.
On the coffee table was a box of tissues along with Murray mints and some pot pourri,standard old folks table, and of course,my dads cigarette lighter 🚬
Bored ,I played with the lighter and watched the flame, the cat had got up and was between my feet and the table having a stretch,and I decided stupidly to get a tissue and light it. Dumb I know.
Little did I know how quickly a tissue flashes off,and up went the flame!!
I panicked and dropped it,and yep, it landed on the cat!!! Poor thing freaked out and ran and I stamped out the tissue.
He came back in 10mins later and only had a tiny bit of singed hair and was fine.
I just felt really guilty and bad for him as he was a lovely cat and now at the age of 35 I still feel sad for him!!😁

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  • Not the type of bald p**** I like!

  • Another 1st world problem. FFS get a sense of perspective. That cat has been dead for at least 5 years.

  • Hows burning the cat a first world problem??!!πŸ˜…πŸ˜… seriously,you're a t w a t lol.
    Anyway,if you must know,he's been dead for about 12 years.

  • Because, in the third world, they'd have finished the job and eaten the cat.

  • Haha,b***** n****** lol

  • * b l o o d y n i g g e r s

  • Nice to have a heart felt confession that's not some middle aged fantasy

  • Thank you 😊

  • Don't p*** about with a lighter, you want one of these mate...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcKWsHp090 πŸ™€πŸ”₯πŸ’€

  • You should have given it a saucer of antifreeze. Cats really love it. 😻

  • Suck on a loaded .45 and pull the trigger. You'll love it :*

  • That was an anti-climax in more ways than one. 😩

  • That guy below is a douche,ignore him.
    And don't worry about it,like you said,the cat was fine,and you were just being a curious teen.
    I'm sure you learnt your lesson lol,and I'm sure the cat forgave you 🐱 πŸ‘πŸ˜

  • Its natural tendency of a b**** to kill a cat its not ur faultπŸ˜πŸ˜†

  • Your reading ability is truly... astonishing.


  • Please marry me

  • Well said..

  • Kiss my aas

  • Kiss mine!! Right below this skid mark.

  • Male or female? As I'd be up for it if you're a chick😁

  • Forgive yourself it was an accident. you were just a child and know real harm done...

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