I'm a 72 year old man
Like George Burns, I'll never turn a pretty girls head again but a few years ago this slightly overweight sexually active woman told me at a bar that she wanted to see what having s** with an old man was like.
I ate her big butt and ate her p**** and sucked her c*** like there was no tomorrow. I f***** her as a 17-year-old boy would.
I asked her how it was and she said WOW. She said we would be doing it again but three years later I haven't seen her again.