I'm a 72 year old man

Like George Burns, I'll never turn a pretty girls head again but a few years ago this slightly overweight sexually active woman told me at a bar that she wanted to see what having s** with an old man was like.

I ate her big butt and ate her p**** and sucked her c*** like there was no tomorrow. I f***** her as a 17-year-old boy would.

I asked her how it was and she said WOW. She said we would be doing it again but three years later I haven't seen her again.

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  • Bet she tasted better than the bran flakes you're used to eh old man!!!

  • You got that right.

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