Why did we hire this guy?
Okay, so our management hired this Dave guy a few months ago, and they gave him a title that didn't exist in the organization, and nobody explained to anybody else what his job was so nobody can really tell whether or not he's doing it. He's a real doink and he acts like he's running things or some part of them, and I'd really like to give him a clown beating. Something is wrong here, and I have the feeling this guy is a spy, watching what all of US are doing, and I think this is going to end badly. Every day I see him I want to beat him, and one day, I just might.