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Wife farts like crazy
Have you heard about women saying they don't pass gas. Some say oh no I'm to much a lady to do that. I say bull. They ** they just don't want you to know about it. Some sneak it out and then try and lay the blame else where. Not my wife though. She cuts farts just about anywhere we go. I mean loud nasty ones that would peel the paint off the walls. She has even let them go in church. Very embarrassing. In places like Walmart she lets them fly right and left. Not that Walmart is a high class joint cause it's not. I have been with her in the store and she lets a rather loud one go and I get all the dirty looks. Everyone thinks I did it. If I say anything like hey honey people will just think I'm trying to blame her. She has even let them go while I was about to perform oral on her. She says sorry but dam I just got a face full of ** matter . That stuff splatter out from your ** when you pass gas. Does anyone else's wife of gal ** like some lumberjack? I have gotten use to it but I am frequently embarrassed by her passing gas. She has even got both our daughters doing it. I tell them to stop but they just ignore me.
That's the effect of Mexican food
I kind of admire a woman who's secure enough to admit that she has basic human bodily functions. It's actually kind of gratifying when a woman feels secure and safe and relaxed enough around me to **. I feel like it's a vote of approval.