I hate my girlfriend.
I really don't like my girlfriend. She is ugly and has a really big mouth. She offends all my friends calling them useless and just nasty in general. I hate her so much. I pretend that I'm s******* someone else when we are having relations. Her body is ok. Small breast with a great ass. Although her butt smells bad. Not sure why but it really stinks. Maybe she needs to wipe better. I sure would like to dump her and find a new gal to be with. One that doesn't be so ignorant to my friends.
She also sometimes makes fun of my body saying that I'm a bit out of shape and my package could be bigger. Well she sure seems to want it a lot. We do it at least 3 or 4 times a week. I know she enjoys it more than I do. Sometimes I think she is sexy and other times not so much. I wish she would just stop being so loud and crude. She curses like a sailor using the "f" word and the "MF" way too much.