My wife left me
I thought things were ok between my wife and I. Then I came home and caught her in bed having **. With a ** even. I had seen this freak around before. He was hanging around out front of our apartment building. Well guess why? He was probably there waiting for me to leave work. I had training the day I caught them together. Training was finished early so we all got to leave early. I almost went to the bar for a few beers. But I figured I would go home to be with the wife. When I came in she was on the bed leaning over him sucking on him. It was a nasty looking **. She looked up at me and asked what the ** I was doing home early. I just turned around and went to the bar for a few beers. I didn't want to stick around after seeing that. When I came back home around 1:00 am she told me that she was leaving me and going to stay with a girlfriend. I told her I wouldn't stand in her way. I don't need that sleazy ** ** anyhow. Women! You the old saying about living with them. Well you can live without them. All my bills are going down now. I have more money and I can stay out late with the fellows. Much better off. So what she left me for some dude who dresses as a woman. No skin off my nose. I learned that line from my dad. See ya!
You did sign the prenuptial agreement, did you? It's important to protect your assets and disclose ownership of each and any asset worth more than 2000 €. That way, you'll protect your wealth and can be sure that she didn't marry you because of your money, sorry, I mean because of "love".
If you signed it, you have nothing to worry. :)