My wife left me
I thought things were ok between my wife and I. Then I came home and caught her in bed having s**. With a tranny even. I had seen this freak around before. He was hanging around out front of our apartment building. Well guess why? He was probably there waiting for me to leave work. I had training the day I caught them together. Training was finished early so we all got to leave early. I almost went to the bar for a few beers. But I figured I would go home to be with the wife. When I came in she was on the bed leaning over him sucking on him. It was a nasty looking willy. She looked up at me and asked what the h*** I was doing home early. I just turned around and went to the bar for a few beers. I didn't want to stick around after seeing that. When I came back home around 1:00 am she told me that she was leaving me and going to stay with a girlfriend. I told her I wouldn't stand in her way. I don't need that sleazy ass b**** anyhow. Women! You the old saying about living with them. Well you can live without them. All my bills are going down now. I have more money and I can stay out late with the fellows. Much better off. So what she left me for some dude who dresses as a woman. No skin off my nose. I learned that line from my dad. See ya!